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After our retreat on Dysnomia, I received a number of challenges to
my comment that tourists can be Very Scary. I was reminded
that we Very Scaries might be considered tourists by earthlings since
we spend much of our time traveling about Earth Ball. I was also
challenged not to knock it if I hadn't tried it.
Points well
taken.
I decided to do an in-depth study of tourism, and began by
Googling the word. I can't recommend this unless you have the life
expectancy of a Very Scary. After a quick glimpse at just the
first 10,000 entries, I decided to pick a destination and go. I
stopped at a second-hand store to buy a tourist wardrobe because I
understand that one can recognize a tourist by how she dresses, and I
wanted there to be no mistake about my goal. I purchased a hat, a camera with many lenses,
and cheap sunglasses. That's it. (Having no body has its
advantages.)
Just
prior to my departure, I was unexpectedly called back to Orange Sparkle
Ball. I offered my trip and outfit to my doppleganger, whose only
fault is that she's as evil as I am good, and as a result, a Very Scary
Very Scary.
I told her that I had chosen South Africa as my
destination, but forgot to tell her that I had booked a shark-watching
trip, and paid for personal time in the underwater cage.
To make
a long story short, she enjoyed every moment of her trip and became
captivated by sharks. Upon her return, she began studying them,
and found that even though they've survived from prehistoric times,
they're now in danger in some parts of the world. One reason is
shark fin soup, and the Very Scary practice of catching sharks, cutting
off their fins while they're still alive, and then dumping their bodies
back into the water to sink and drown. She was enraged, and when
a Very Scary Very Scary is enraged, it's..., well it's VERY SCARY.
As
is the case with every Very Scary situation that develops on our home
planet, one of us is assigned to find a solution before the situation
gets out of control. My twin has given up her evil ways and
committed herself to ending the brutal practice of killing Earth Ball's
sharks for their fins. Her Acts of Very Scary will not be Random. They will be swift and decisive.
I'm aware that some imposters have begun
reading my blog which has been written only for Very Scary eyes (or
eye), so before changing the password, I'm posting a warning; if you
are harming sharks in any way, stop! While most Very Scaries
stationed here on Earth Ball will be focusing their efforts on a
variety of environmental issues, my twin will be single-minded and
relentless about stopping shark abuse. I shudder to think about
what she'll do to you if you don't change your ways, but I'm sure that
it will be no worse than what you're doing to sharks.
To blend in, she may
look like a tourist, but if you're harvesting body parts from live
sharks, and someone introduces herself as Bewarey, consider yourself finished!
Yaya V.S.
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