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Just back from our family retreat on Dysnomia. It was good
that all of us could gather and discuss our mission to Earth
Ball. Hairy escorted Military Very Scary who is, as predicted,
learning to love life without a mouth. Hairy entertained us with
his story of piecing Military V.S.'s face together with that wondrous
creation duct tape until he could get him back to Orange Sparkle
Ball. As a little gift, Military brought each of us a roll
-- there were so many colors from which to choose. We had such
fun learning to make wallets and sneakers from the stuff!
For entertainment, on our last night, Glarey and Blarey recreated that
hillarious scene from The 40-Year-Old Virgin by pretending to wax the plaid right off Hairy's chest with duct tape. It was all very scary, but so much fun!
Glarey
had brought along her new friend, Hu Jintao who was most interested in
how the Very Scaries could help his country avoid both natural and
man-made disasters. He recommended a gathering of all Earth Ball
leaders on Dysnomia to find remedies for global warming. We are
considering hosting such a gathering.
The closest thing to a
political debate that occured during this vacation was an intense
discussion of the long-overdue, formal demotion of Pluto from
planet to dwarf planet. Having a compound on Dysnomia, the moon
of Eris, we've known for years that Pluto has 27% less mass than
Eris. Some of us remembered the days when petitions were
circulating to have Eris named a planet since puny Pluto had that
status, but we Very Scaries snuffed that movement fearing an influx of
tourists.
You must admit, tourists can be Very Scary!
Yaya V.S.
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