Just had such a fright! I overheard someone say, “The price of pet food has gotten Very Scary!”

Since I’ve not heard from any of you, I panicked, and rushed to the market, but found no trace of Very Scary carcasses in any of the aisles.  (I did find some lovely animal by-product chews that should prove quite yummy as late-night snacks.)

I also followed my nose to a place called the “meat case” – oh, what a delight!  I could have just jumped in and rolled around, but since I saw no one else doing that, I refrained.

Our current orders are to blend in, look and listen, and practice Random Acts.

On my way back to OSB Central, I could think only of my late husband, your dear Grandpa Ear-hairy Very Scarey; may he rest in pieces.

You know, Hairy, you were named after him.

Check in you little monsters!  Remember the password is PLAID (case sensitive), and Patience is not my middle name!

Note to Self: Use my middle name as next password.

Yaya V. S. 

Ah, grandchildren, it’s so good to know that at least two of you are in place.

As you know, our orders are to blend in, and I am doing just that; I watch a good deal of programming from THE WEATHER CHANNEL.

When I heard over the weekend that there was Very Scary weather in the Central Plains of the U.S., I turned on my television and knew that one of you was there.  An on-site reporter said that sirens began sounding more than a half hour before the storms hit, and even though I never saw you, Blarey, I just knew that it was you.  I’m so proud!  That one act, on your part, probably saved many lives.

You may need to try our Very Scary Hot Toddie recipe for your throat, dear.  It’s 2 T. lemon juice, 2 T. honey, 2 shots of Southern Comfort mixed into a cup of hot water.  (One is never enough.)

Keep up the good work of Random Acts of Very Scary!

On the other hand, I’m not so sure that your brother’s idea of assuming the role of Prints Hairy of the U.K. is such a good idea.  Hairy, we need to talk! 

Glarey – report in!

Yaya V. S.  

Change Of Plans

Oh, Hairy dear, I  know that you must feel let down to hear that Prince Harry isn't going to Iraq, but since you've already begun your PRINTS HAIRY WAS HERE campaign, you should keep it up.  As you walk about, you'll find many opportunities for other Random Acts of Very Scary.  From what I hear, much of what is happening in that region is indeed Very Scary.

Besides, you may have started the greatest urban myth ever!  Perhaps, we should have tee-shirts made?

I did see Glarey's post reminding you of Uncle Barey Very Scary's post-traumatic stress disorder from his time in that human war zone.  All true.  War is Very Scary, no matter how you look at it,

That's why I'm supporting the HILLARY IN 2008 campaign.  That, and the fact that she's the only Very Scary running.  I can't wait to see her inaugurated as President Hillary Rodham Very Scary.  (Oh, I know that she'll probably use the name of that earthling that she married, but she'll always be clever, little Hilari V. S. to me.)

The leadership at Orange Sparkle Ball has forgiven her for changing the spelling of her name, and moving the accent from the second syllable to the first.  They see it as part of blending in, and if it helps her become the leader of one of Earth Ball's countries and end war for all time, it must be interpreted as genius.

To think that for the longest time we thought that she had run away to join the circus or become a stand-up comic! 

Take care!

Yaya V. S.