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Hairy, I’ve consulted with the leadership at Orange Sparkle Ball, and they’ve agreed that your plan to go to Iraq is clever and Very Scary, so you have their permission. To both confuse and terrify the insurgents, you may walk about the country, sometimes on four legs and other times on two, leaving placards that say, PRINTS HAIRY WAS HERE!
Your idea to write in English with hopes that anyone who translates will have a difficult time explaining things to those who are staring at your Very Scary footprints is excellent! A three-toed quadruped that also can walk erect does have quite an advantage in a human war zone, even if it’s only to run interference for the real prince when he eventually arrives.
I’m sure that you’ve already thought to vary your size as only true Very Scaries can.
I’d also recommend an occasional one-footed hop off a cliff. (Thank goodness, that you were the best at that in your class at V.S.S. 307!)
Since you’ll be three-dimensional for this mission, you’ll not have to deal with being plaid, but even so, blending in will be a tricky. I suggest a nice desert-camouflage look.
Oh, and hide the tail.
Yaya V. S.
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