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When Glarey reported in from Kathmandu, I feared that the melting of
the snow and ice on Qomolangma had been caused by one of us! She
was confused, and had spent days on the mountain meditating. As
you know, when any Very Scary falls deep into thought, his or her body
temperature can fluctuate from as cold as absolute zero to as hot as
Earth Ball's sun. With a derriere as large (and lovely) as
Glarey's, had she heated up, it wouldn't have taken long to melt the
snow cover off of the entire North Face. That's just one of the
inconvenient truths that we must remember as we practice our Random Acts of Very Scary.
As it turns out, the problem is not Glarey; it's global
warming. Weather is being affected all over the world.
Since conditions on Qomolangma are so difficult to monitor and predict,
local officials believed that the flooding was the result of continuing
torrential rain. It was not until our Very Scary satellite
pictures were made available to climatologists that they understood
what was really happening. Our pictures show melting of ice and
snow all over Earth Ball.
As is always the case back home on Orange Sparkle Ball, when a
Very Scary situation is imminent, a Very Scary shows up to modify
conditions. Without knowing it, that's just what Glarey
did. The melting had already begun before she chose the tallest
peak on Earth Ball for her meditations. She immediately fell into
a contemplation of the soft colors of the landscape, and began
to visualize the plaids that could be developed by using them. In no
time, her core temperature had cooled to well below freezing, and her
huge backside began to reverse the melting.
Now that we
understand the situation, she plans to stay in the area, alternating
her time between peaceful contemplation on the mountain and
shopping. Alls well that ends well.
Yaya V. S.
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