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As I reported, General Military Very Scary took a direct hit in the
face from a sniper in Baghdad. He had been called in from Orange
Sparkle Ball by Hairy Very Scary to consult on the increasing violence
in Iraq. Hairy V. S. had realized that there were many Very Scary
cities throughout the country, but since the coalition troop surge,
conditions in the capital had gone from Very Scary to Very Scariest
with not even a pause for the comparative.
General Military V. S.
was optimistic that his experience and tactical brilliance would
combine to produce a quick solution, but he'd not been observing the
violence for even an hour when he took one in the kisser. bought the
face farm, bit the dust... You get my point.
For now,
Milirary is back at OSB enjoying a face reconstruction. Since he
was wearing cami, no investigation of plaid abuse is required, but he
did have to decide between assignment of a completely new face, or the
simpler procedure, orifice deletion.
Having been created with
absolutely no body, I was able to assure him that looking different
from other Very Scaries is wonderful; no leg hair to groom, no feathers
to preen, and no nails/claws/hooves to bite.
I reminded him that
it had been my choice to leave my lips frozen to a flagpole rather than
wasting the time of emergeny personnel, and carrying them back to OSB
in a plastic bag. I found that I had much easier access to my
teeth for brushing and flossing, and my new look was even more Very
Scary!
Just before our arrival on Earth Ball, I did chose orifice deletion for myself in order to better blend in, and since my procedure, I've donated my teeth -- a Random Act of Very Scary that I'll never regret.
I
quickly mastered telepathic communication, as I'm sure that Military
V.S. will. For now, he's using YouTube to get a better idea of
what's happening in Iraq, and will return to Hairy's side as soon as
possible.
Yaya V. S.
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