Sit On It!

Blarey has reminded me of your exquisite and enviable pear-shaped body, Glarey dear.  In all of the universe, there's nothing more beautiful than huge thighs and an ample rump.

The greatest philosopher of all time, Sedentary Very Scary, has that same lovely shape.  He has spent his entire existance expounding the virtues of meditation.  He advises that when you're having trouble making a decision, just sit on it!  He feels that no decision is better than bad or hastily-made decisions.

Just remember our orders are to blend in, and practice Random Acts of Very Scary, so until you're comfortable with your choice, find a mountain top, plant your tushie, take a deep breath and meditate.

If, by chance, a climber reaches you, and asks for the secret of life, tell him that it is to treat your elders with great respect, especially your grandmother!

Yaya V. S. 

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